Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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