- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

the love boat

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

whats black and white? a zebra

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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