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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Do you like your life? No. OK.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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