- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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