Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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