Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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This is a joke

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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