- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

falling didnt make the difference

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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