Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Religion.

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Sac

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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