- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

whats white and looks like paper paper

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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