A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Knock Knock Go Away

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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