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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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