Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

why did the man die? he was shot

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

acualy is dolan

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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