Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Davey Peterson.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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