What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Davey Peterson.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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