What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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