- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

kieran scott has a huge back

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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