- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

fruit salad?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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