- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

WHAT????

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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