What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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mark lawson likes boys

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Anti Joke

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