Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down +21

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops