- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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