Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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