- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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