- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A black person walks out of KFC

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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