- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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