Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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