- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Knock Knock Go Away

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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