- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

The Pittsburgh Pirates

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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