Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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There's my tractor.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Chuck norris

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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