- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

I am a women

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Who is it?

You're welcome!

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

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