- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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