knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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xavier stop

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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