- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Refrigerator

What black and has children A black man

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

pudding

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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