Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Politics

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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