two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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hi

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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