- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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