Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Women's rights

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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