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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

knock knock There's no door

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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