- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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