- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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