- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

knock knock There's no door

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Sarah Palin

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

A baby seal walks into a club

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