What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Will nearis is here! Get it

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

If you were a cactus, why?

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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