How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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The jets are a good team..

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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