Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Caroline Kelly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Anti Joke

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