Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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hi

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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