ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Justin Bieber

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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