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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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