Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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