How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Alchohol.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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