- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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