How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

hextech crafting too opieop

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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