roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why was the gay guy sad?

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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