A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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