- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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