- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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