A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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