How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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