- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

lipstick pig

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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