- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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