Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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