Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Bad grammers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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