- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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