The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

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