Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

who ever is reading this....

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

The Holocaust

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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