- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

knock knock no ones home

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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