A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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