- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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