- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

you and your family will die tonight

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Black people stink of shite!

my mind's eye?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what did the old lady die of old age...

David Silberberg is gay

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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