Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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