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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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