Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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