A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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I hate blackniggers

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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