- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Ron Paul for President!

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

its funny cuz i laughed!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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