- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Muslim athletes.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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