- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How many light bulbs? 1

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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