A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Bob dole

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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you give like i give lomain

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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