my captcha says : forkin chickens

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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I once did something.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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