- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Water? I hardly know her.

woman's rights

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!