roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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lol

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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