What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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