What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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were you expecting a joke

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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