What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What is White over Black? Society.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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